买奶茶嘴瓢，把珍珠说成猪珠

一路长红

下班去奶茶店买喝的，店里人特别多，排了长队，我紧张得不行，脑子一片空白，想点一杯珍珠奶茶，结果嘴巴一瓢，对着店员大声喊：“你好，我要一杯猪珠奶茶！”话音刚落，整个奶茶店瞬间安静，随后爆发出哄堂大笑，排队的人全都盯着我笑，眼泪都快出来了。
店员也憋笑，脸都红了，愣了几秒才问我是不是珍珠奶茶，我脸瞬间通红，从脸颊红到脖子根，尴尬得想找地缝钻进去，连忙点头道歉，拿着奶茶灰溜溜跑出奶茶店。走在路上都能听见后面的笑声，嘴瓢真的太社死了，现在喝奶茶都有心理阴影，再也不敢在人多的时候点单了，你们嘴瓢闹过笑话吗？
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