跟老板打招呼，喊成了“老公”

一路长红

上班路上遇见老板，想打招呼喊“老板好”，结果脑子短路，嘴巴一瓢，直接喊成了“老公好”，话音刚落，我和老板都愣住了，周围的同事也齐刷刷看过来。我当场石化，脸烫得能烧起来，想找地缝钻进去，老板尴尬地咳嗽一声，点点头走了。
一整天我都躲着老板，下班赶紧溜，生怕老板找我谈话。第二天上班，同事偷偷跟我说：“你昨天也太勇了，敢喊老板老公，我们都佩服你。”现在这件事成了公司的搞笑八卦，我每次看见老板都低头快走，社死到想辞职。
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